ARGHHHHHH!!!!!
I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS ON THAT STUPID GEOG PROJECT!!!
POON AR....U BETTER BE EVER SO GRATEFUL TO ME FOR SPENDING MY PRECIOUS TIME ON YOUR PROJECT
I GAVE UP MY TV TIME FOR THIS
SO U BETTER NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS PROJECT OR WADEVER
I WILL HAND THIS IN TO YOU BY FRI
DO NOT WORRY UNDULY
I WANT MY MARKS
AND SO, I WILL HAND UP THIS FREAKY PROJECT
YOU WILL RECEIVE IT BY THIS WEEK

I am seriously not in the mood to blog.
i will write more in my next post
byebye

hello again

i decided to post again
cos' there's no test tmr
YAY!!!
change of plans u noe....

tell u all something disgusting.......
i read a book today
AND THE CONTENTS WERE LIKE SWARMING WITH PORN
ppl were like screaming and 'EEE'ing away when i showed them
shiteng must be so dirty-minded
she is pratically reading with rapt interest
like it's so enthralling or something
here's an extract:
.....
ARGHHHHH
I CAN'T BEAR TO WRITE IT
IT'S SIMPLY DIGUSTING!!!!
AND I'M UTTERLY DISGUSTED
ppl whom i showed it to might know
go to nanhua library and borrow if u r that interested
the title is 'NO REGRETS'
go read it
it's VERY VERY INTERESTING
i mean .... not all parts of it r porn
it's actually a very nice book with lots of murders
it's thrilling---tt's my conclusion

i'm now wondering whether i should link people
so troublesome
............
should i?
should i not
should i?
should i not
i think i will flip a coin

ARGHHHH!!!!!!
IT ROLLED AWAY!!!!!
where is it????
GREAT. IT'S MISSING
i know i shouldn't flip right from the start
wait.....
i shall find it.....
.........ok....found it in a dark corner....
it's tails
i will not link ppl then

ta-ta ppl

hello ppl again

i feel that there is a need to tell everybody this...
though i tagged about it
i may not be blogging for a while.
u noe...
the usual...............
homework
study
projects
etc.etc
dun be so sad everybody
i noe u all will miss me =)
arghhh i'm complimenting myself....
singing praises for myself

i just chatted with junjie on msn
she has mood swing
first.....she is happy
then.....she is pissed
and she kept 'hello'ing me!!!!
this is an extract of our conversation:

jj:hello???
sam:hi
jj:ok

jj:hello???
sam:hi

jj:hello
sam:hi
jj:u dere?
sam:yes

jj:hello?
sam:hi
jj:u dere?
sam:yes
jj:wad r u doing?
sam:blogging
jj:so den can u respond more often?
jj:can u just talk normally?
jj:oi
sam:yes?

and blah blah blah....
a lot of crap r i tell u
will go mad one

wonder wad will happen next
now she's calling herself an uninteresting freak
???????
is she nuts???
sometimes i really doubt tt nanhua is a school
it must be a lunatic asylum in disguise
y r there so many nutty ppl in nanhua???
i must have gone to the wrong school
no lah....
actually i'm also mad too
HAHAHAHA

i'm a nice person
yay!
i'm the nicest monster on earth

i've also found another way to irritate maddie
just keep ' chi chi chi chi chi' into her ear and she will go really mad and frustrated
tt will teach her to make me HER chinchilla

byebye....
dun miss me!!!!!
it's a warning

hello

junjie taught me some 'horsey' words
HEE-HAW means 'hi'
HAW-HEE means 'bye'
NEIGH means 'i want hay'
so u see how pathetic junjie is?
can only say hi, bye and eat hay
i really pity junjie's pitiful life
she must be lamenting and moaning about her poor, poor life right now
haizzzzz.....
i feel so sad fo her
she deserves my sympathy
i bet she must be whimpering pathetically upon reading my this post
don't cry
u poor dolly
here's a tissue
and it's no wonder that she is so unsociable
and why she TRIES to talk alot
which is most irritating
and here's an update on junjie's nick
DOLLY-----self-proclaimed doll
GLUEY-----glue provider
HORSEY----this is simple.......she's a horse

ok..... end of junjie's news
i think she will kill me

sueng told me something funny today
i shall not say
it's PRIVATE
SEE....I'M NICE AFTER ALL

P.S ASK SUENG PERSONALLY IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW


omg!!!!
sueng will hack me into pieces
arghhhhhh
i will die
dunno how many times i have to die in my sad life
let me count........
i have died 245001453 times
plus 2 more deaths
that will add up to 245001455 dies

ARGHHHHH
i shan't write anymore
in case i die again

bye bye then

HELLO
CCA is so scary today
i shan't say why
and o ya.......

To sueng who complain that i did not post a SPECIAL post on her

sueng the tom-yum mad insect
urm...let me think.....
u r a stick
no....
u r not a stick....
u r a urm......i dunno
but it's something skinnier than a bamboo--that's it
....let's get to the main point....
i didn't realise tt u r so socialable
but after meeting the thai students,
i find u very socialable.
HELL
WHAT CRAP AM I TALKING???
i shall post something about you next time....
u r a perfectionist
there is nothing bad about u
(excluding the tom-yum madness)

NOW....SOMETHING TO MADDIE THE SIAO SEAL

maddie!!!!!!! i know u like to 'pui' on ppl but don't spit on me
SEE PPL, I SAID THAT MADDIE WILL BE HAPPY SPITTING WITH THE MERLION 24 HOURS A DAY NON-STOP....i dunno how she got so much saliva but anyway...SHE BECAME ADDICTED TO IT.
now she's 'pui'ing on me and i bet she will drool all the way to school tmr
AND YOU R NOT MADISON
it's too nice a name for you
MEDICINE should be the name for you

P.S let's irritate junjie

AND NOW TO JUNJIE THE SELF-PROCLAIMED DOLLY

hee-haw.hee-haw.hee-haw.hee-haw.heehaw heehaw hee haw.NEIGH.hee-haw. heehaw hawhee hawhee heehaw. NEIGH. haw-hee hee-haw haw haw hee hee.hee hee haw haw.heehaw hee-haw.NEIGH NEIGH. hee haw. NEIGH.

SADLY,ONLY JUNJIE KNOWS HOW TO READ THIS
even i myself dunno wth i am writing.



ok.....tt marks the end of this post.
NO. WAIT.

TO MANKA WHO HAPPENS TO SEE THIS BLOG(WHICH IS HIGHLY IMPOSSIBLE)

go and date maddie
i will support you
ALL THE WAY! YAY!
date maddie
i tell u.....dun go to the esplanade
go to to somewhere else
go to victoria concert hall
maddie will flaunt her mad skills there
if u want to go on a romantic honeymoon,
go to the victoria lake or wadever it is called
maddie will love it

....
so ta-ta for now
adieu

hello ppl

there's a stupid chinese test tmr
hell......

o btw....
junjie called herself a DOLL
i will call her dolly
she squirms like a worm
and she kept whining
so irritating

THIS IS DEDICATED SOLELY TO MADDIE

to my dear dear maddie
i am not, i repeat, NOT your chinchilla
and stop asking me to eat the CARROTS
why don't you eat it urself?
and stop leaning and lying on me like a cushion
AND DON'T DROOL ON MY TABLE !!!!!
i am NOT a sponge
I AM 100% HUMAN
I AM NOT A CHINCHILLA CUM CUSHION CUM SPONGE
why don't u lie on jinger?
i noe u won't lie on junjie and sueng as they r all bones
and shiujiun as she is partially mad
so
lie on jinger for all i care
just don't lie on me
and i repeat again
DON'T DROOL ON MY TABLE!!!!
OMFGDH
u drool like a merlion!!!!
MERLION------MADLION
go play with the merlion
i believe u two will have fun spitting
don't drool on me...that's my conclusion....
WHAT AM I ANYWAY???
CHOPPED LIVER??!!!
do you believe i will hammer your head in and chopped you into a millon pieces till you die of excessive bleeding
and i will plunge you into cement and throw you into the sea
okok....i will be nice
i won't chop u or wadever
but i will, at least,
make u jump down a cliff and drown you in acid
and stab you a thousand times on the back and i will smash your head with a large brick and i will chop your head off with a razor-sharp knife
and in the end you will still die ---- HAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHA <>
I'M EVIL
MUAHAHAHAHA

HELLO
i'm in a good mood now
here are some picts
isn't he nice????




i have to thank yahoo images,google, and all the other websites

hi

u noe...
i suddenly remember (after sueng talk to me about 'funny things tt happen to us on the bus')
On that fateful day...........

i'm going to tell my grandmother story now
so listen up

after cca a few days ago,
there is this man talking to me and ky about being vegeterian
YES.I NOE I HAVE BEEN EATING VEGGIES INSTEAD OF MEAT WHICH CONSISTS LOTS OF FATS
but wad the freaking hell was tt stupid man talking about
go vegetarian
vegetarian is good and meat is bad
eating PORK will make us look ugly and probably fat
YES.I NOE I'M FAT--HAPPY?
but he does not have to go on harping on it right??!!!
i noe it MYSELF
WHY MUST HE POINT IT OUT
AND PLEASE.....
when the hell did we even start talking about PORK
is he nuts?????
i swear with my bloody heart tt he MUST be some psychotic moron
send him to an asylum
i'm so mad!!!!!!!
damn the freaking old bastard
and before talking to us
he was telling little girl what noises a parrot makes
and the poor girl kept nodding her head
o please...
stop harassing that poor little girl
can't you see she's annoyed??!!!!


arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!

i'm pissed and i'm fuming
to be nice---i changed f-ing to freaking

let's talk about my t.t
he is my life

BYEBYE

hihihi
i noe i just post
i'm feeling so random
i have to post again
i'm going mad

i will write a short message to all my animal friends

TO MY DEAR LLAMA:
i sincerly hope that a turkey will peck you and a sea slug will cover u in slime
and i, a chinchilla, will haunt u in ur dreams. and u r the cutest llama i've ever seen.

TO MY IRRITATING HORSEY:
Gluely my horsey that goes HEE-HAW, speed up ---- u r slow.ur relative must be the bamboo-i believe.stop denying it.u bony, fleshless ........urm......horse?

TO THE SEAL THAT KEEPS GOING MAD:
hi, the maddie seal.MADDIE. MAD-DIE. i hope u will go mad till u die.hahaha.

TO THE STICKY STICK-INSECT:
sticky the stick-insect. u r not sticky.but u r as 'thin' as a stick.HAHAHA

TO THE 'EVERYTHING CHINCHILLA' BEAVER:
jinger the cutie beaver.u r cute.this is ur fate----sadly. YOU ARE A CUTE BEAVER. and i noe u like chinchillas.u eat chinchillas,u live in a chinchilla etc. etc.

TO THE MOST SANE ANIMAL OF US ALL:
presenting the giraffe---yuanzhen. the brains n the most normal animal----GOSH i feel so mean calling her an animal.


tell me if i miss out anybody
u noe i have a bad memory
n tell me if i made any mistakes and i shall edit
so..
BYEBYE again

hello hello hello

i decided to make my words small
i decided to be mean
tell me if u can't see my words
i welcome spammers
my tagboard will always welcome u
i will too :)
i'm an emo human
i'm soooo emo
i want my T.T
arghhhhhhhh
my T.T simply rocks my world
just by thinking about MY T.T makes me happy
sj will kill me if she sees this
i must be careful
i will post a pict of him some day
arghhhhhh
i'm going mad over him
MY T.T
ta-ta for now

hello everybody
today is sunday
and i'm not feeling any happier

u noe......
i just realised that A LOT of ppl NEVER hand up their chem ws
AND CHEM LESSON IS JUST 2 DAYS AWAY
kill me
i don't want to die in a teacher's hands
arghhhhhhhh

N I JUST SAW MADDIE'S TAG
i am not her chinchilla!!!!!!!!!!!
n don't 'muack' me
tt's soooooo disgusting
yuck yuck
YUCKS!

and there's this freaking stupid chinese test on wed
dammit
i have to study it liao
BYE BYE
i am in a bad mood today......

NOTE:
THIS BLOG IS ONLY FOR MY FRIENDS
DO NOT MESS WITH ME
THOSE MESSING WITH ME WILL NOT GET AWAY EASILY
THOSE SPAMMING, PLS WRITE UR NAME
DON'T IMPERSONATE ME BY WRITING 'UNKNOWN'

i will not link ppl
i don't know y too
i just won't link
i changed the time too........=)

whywhywhy......
i am sooooo damn bored
today is a sat
i SHOULD be happy
maybe i will be happier tomorrow
i will wait..........

HELLO.
i shall be nice.
it's international friendship day today
i will tell u a story.
today after the freaking P.E lesson
after running the never-ending 2.4
we r all sweating like siao
then junjie have to say
'' I HAVE SEMEN ON MY HAIR''
semen---sperms with the alkaline fluid from the male sex glands
she should use a condom for every strand of her hair.
i'm nuts......
EEEEEE AND EWWWWWWW.....
that's digusting
i shan't say the details anymore
or i will puke
i've just eaten.
AND btw....
the time at the end of each post is WRONG
don't be taken in by it
i am a nice person.
byebye

hello!!! i am samantha. hello.
to make this blog successful...
many ppl helped me during this tedious process
i want to thank maddie for her blabbering
shiujiun for her .....urm......help
jinger for her useful tips
n 'princess sabrina' for this blogskin
and blah blah blah......
GOSH!
I FEEL LIKE I JUST WON A PRIZE OR SOMETHING
ok.....i just want too thank
show my gratitude.....u noe....

byebye.

♥YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS

hihi! I'm SAMANTHA the Magnificent.
I have 2 sisters in Hollywood. lols. i'm going there one day too, though for a different purpose =D
I
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♥ALL FIVERS!!
♥nakamas!!!
♥everybody!!
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I've been posted as the head of MOV. no one's ever going to replace me. muahahaha *evil laughter*
AND i don't die in UV =D

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good good grades (:
BE GREAT. MUAHAHAHA
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