hello hello
haizzz
so excited tt i will be going hongkong tmr
yay!!!
so sad to leave all of u in boring singapore....
haha~
i will post as many pictures as possible
from the airport to hongkong's airport
then the hotel wadever wadever wadever
yay!!!
i just can't contain my excitement
tmr must wake up like 5 or 6 am
so early...
and the flight is like 5 hours later =.=
hongkong!!!
yay
yay
yay
=p

hello ppl!!!
yay!
i'm so excited
yay!!!

i finished reading the 'disgusting' book
it's not really very disgusting la
just that urm.....PURE ppl should not read
hahas~~~

i watched the wadever superstar thing on tv yesterday
arghhh
they have such wonderful voice
i will go participate next time
hahaz~
THIS IS EVIDENCE
i will pull jing er to join me
bwahahahaha ahahaha

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hello hello
remember to feed my pets when i'm away
hahas~
and i suddenly feel tt
-you'll be in my heart-
is such a nice song
got this heart-breaking feeling
haizzz
dunno how to describe la

haizz...
i'm tongue-tied suddenly
arghhh
i also dunno what the hell i am talking about
must have gone mad liao
arghhh
i hate my results
wth
i want to throw it away
dump it in cement and throw it out to space
or drown it in deep sea
haha...i really went mad liao
drown a book???

o ya!!!
i read another disgusting book just now
it IS supposed to be a thriller
then suddenly got......
urm.....
u noe wad la
it's only 1 page
but then later
got another one
less disgusting la
dun think dirty

EEEEE...
i shall continue reading =p

GRRRR...I'M SO SO PISSED

PISSED OFF BY LEE BOON KIT

IS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO ME

WTH

I WANT TO PUNCH HIS DAMNED FACE

I WILL KICK HIM TO NEW YORK

HAHAHA...

HE IS DAMN PSYCHOTIC

I WANT TO KILL HIM

HE KEEP ACTING LIKE A PROFESSOR

WITH HIS OLD LOOKS

AND THOSE ' I DUNNO WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT ' WORDS

like only my father could understand him

IN FACT

HE IS JUST THE DIRECT OPPOSITE

FINE.

HIS CHINESE IS GOOD

BUT HE DUN WANT TO IMPART IT TO US - HIS STUDENTS

KEEP MUMBLING TO HIMSELF THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE LESSON

AND LETTING HIS COMP TEACH IS WORSE ENOUGH

SPENDING ONE WHOLE HOUR TEACHING A POEM IS THE LAST STRAW

WASTE OUR TIME....

THEN HE STILL TELL MY FATHER THAT I NEED TO IMPROVE MY CHINESE

HOW TO IMPROVE LA...

WITH A TEACHER LIKE LEE BOON KIT

I LEARN MORE FROM THE DICTIONARY

THEN FROM HIM

arghhh....
i'm practically pulling all my hair out---jkjk
just did the chinese workbook
my mother teach until she vomit blood liao
haizzz....thanks to lbk la
still dare to complain my chinese not up to standard
then give so many homework

spent 2 hours doing the chem things
after being forced by my mother
since i gave up doing chinese
so difficult!!!
my brain now went mad after
seeing so many chemistry things
-sulphur dioxide---SO2
-sulphur trioxide---SO3
-hydrogen sulphide---HS3
see...i went mad liao
thank me
i just gave u the answers to the first 3 qns
and i still havent complete the stupid chem homework

lit is worse
completey dun understand
what to do

haizzz
my life is pathetic

p.s stupid enci deleted her love message in her blog

hello...
the ordeal is over
but i'm still pissed

we went up to meet stupid LBK
wad he say was so dumb
AND HE TALKED IN CHINESE
i dun really understand wad he say.....so i shall translate wad i know in english
first, he say i already very good to achieve such marks
-WTH....I GOT MOSTLY 'B' AND HE SAY TT IT IS GOOD
I WANT TO PUNCH HIM
then, he say i need to improve my chinese, english, maths, geog
-HE MAY AS WELL SAY I NEED TO IMPROVE ALL MY SUBJECTS...WTH
then he 'taught' my father how to see the paper thing....
-DO HE REALLY THINKS THAT WE ARE DUMB???
my kaypo father then asked whether i was good in class
he said ' jiawen very guai'
-GRRRR......HE KEEP GETTING ON MY NERVES.....

arghhhhhhhhh
LBK that idiot

my results...?
complete rubbish
remarks ...?
pleasant and sensible girl...
YA...RIGHT...

grrrr......i'm so pissed tt i'm punching my keyboard....
hdkjfhkjdshfo
grrrrrrrrr

hello ppl
i'm sooo sooo excited!!!
1 MORE DAY
just ONE more day!!!!
yay
i'm so happy
the stupid maths test finally over liao.........
aarghhhh
i'm suddenly pissed just by mentioning the freaking maths
WTH
aarghhhhh
I HATE MATHS
OMG! I SWEAR I WILL FAIL THE TEST
WTFH
haizzzzz.........
i hate maths
......
GOSH!
i'm so random nowadays
nooooo~~~~~
i dun want to be random!!!
i am a normal kid
HAHAHAHA.....THIS MUST BE A JOKE
IMAGINE THAT ...
I'M NORMAL

Saturday is the parents meet teachers wadever
it isn't something nice to celebrate
i hope LBK will communicate in english
his english sucks i tell you
nobody understand de
i tell u....
he will surely say something like tt....
-samantha's nuts
-she likes to talk a lot
-she simply can't keep her trap shut
-her chinese sucks
-she slept in class-------which isn't true. i'm just bored
-not attentive in class

see?
i can predict things
i bet he will tell that to whoever coming with me

but wad can i do ?
LBK is so boring
i never sleep already very good le lor
dun expect more than that from a student like me
i bet i will learn more from yuanzhen and my chinese dictionary--enci
stupid LBK
look at what he did in class
1. spend 1 whole hour explaining 1 poem WORD BY WORD
2. give us so many things to do without explaining
3. let us listen to the stupid recitation from the comp

and u noe wad?
he keeps picking on me
i'm not the only one who talk
look at the guys
they are much more louder than me
and LBK never even care a hoot
unfair freak
WTH
my mood is spoilt thanks to LBK

arghhhh
i dun want to see my marks!!!!
i swear will tear tt paper into a thousand pieces and throw it into LBK's face

okok....i will stop talking about LBK
i noe u r all very bored afetr reading all this crap
and once again,
HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY
SHIUJIUN!!!

yay!
it's going to be a nice day tmr
it's shiujiun's birthday!!!
so...
HAPPY LLAMA-ISH BIRTHDAY
SHIU JIUN
=)
YAYS!!!
u better be touched tt i reserve a post just for u, shiujiun
i shall sing many happy-birthday songs specially dedicated to u ,my dear llama
(with tt mad woman and irritating fly)
you better be glad or i will hammer your head in

heys ppl
i juz chatted with maddie
and i'm laughing like mad
here's an extract of our conversation

sam: i will get u something frm hongkong
maddie talked crap....
maddie: i know what i want liao
sam: wad?
maddie: buy me a 20 storey tall mickey mouse statue
sam: siao
sam: i buy for myself
maddie: muahahahaha
blah blah blah....
after talking crap for a while.....
sam: i noe wad le....i will sing u a song as ur birthday present
sam: hahahaha
maddie: then i will bake u a cake and add in my drool
sam: ahahahaha.....no x_x
maddie: very yummy de
sam: EEEEE...YUCK... i will die eating ur drool
maddie: no la...u won't die. u will juz become mad
maddie: like me!!!

so u see...
our conversation is mostly crap
ahahahahaha
i think i will go mad without even eating her drool
hahahaha

hey ppl.
maddie guessed my quiz correctly
wth
tt's juz a test only
i'm onli trying out my skills
hahahaha
so here's another one.
i'm not going to put it in another font

rayrf jyzyr ugvgc drror usabe

there will really be a prizee for this
bwahahahaha
u won't decipher this tt easily maddie
cos' even i have a hard time thinking of this
ahahahahaha
P.S i won't give u a clue next time
ahahahahaha

SCHOOL LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x]Talked back to a teacher.
[ ] Been kicked out of class.-----i'm such a nice student :)
[ ] Worn pyjamas to school. -- mad ar
[ ] Had your tooth fall out at school.
[x] Gotten lost in your school. -----ya....1st day of nanhua
[ ] Broken the dress code in school.
[x] Completely failed a test. ---my MATHS!!!!!
[x] Left class without asking. ----duh..dun even need to ask
[ ] Missed a whole week of school.
[ ] Thrown up in school.
[ ] Been beaten up at school.

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x] Argue with your parents a lot.
[x] Argue with your brother(s) a lot.
[x] Argue with your sister(s) a lot.
[x] Have your own room.
[ ] Do your own laundry. -------i'm lazy -.-'''
[ ] Cook dinner once in a while. -----i forgot all home ec things liao
[x] Are loud and obnoxious at home.
[ ] Wear pajamas when you are not going anywhere.
[x] You sleep in very long.
[x] All you do is watch television.
[ ] Your parents are divorced.
[ ] Your family makes you cry alot
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you.
[x] You cant stand being with your parents ---sometimes maybe..

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[ ]You currently dislike one or more of your friends. ---no....i'm a nice person
[x] You are jealous of one or more of your friends. -----JALAN!!! Y U SO CLEVER DE!!!! jkjk
[x] You have known a friend your whole life.
[x] Your friends are all taller than you. --wth...i'm short and heavy can?
[ ] You have been ditched by a friend.
[ ] You have memorized a friends phone number.
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number.
[ ] You have been to all of your friends houses.
[x] You love most of your friends

HABIT CONFESSIONS
[ ] You bite your nails.
[x] You have an odd obsession with knives. ---haha...i love knives and blood
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed.
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door open.
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand. ---i can't stand junjie's noise..she only contribute to noise pollution
[ ] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers
[x] You are good at telling lies

LOVE CONFESSIONS
[x] You currently like someone. --TAKASHI TSUKAMOTO!!!!!
[ ] You want to kill one of your exes.
[ ] You can stay committed for an unusually long time.
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you a bitch before.
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you self- centered before.

PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[ ] You hate George Bush.
[ ] Abortion is horrible and should be illegal.
[ ] Gay marriage is fine by you.
[ ] Boys make better friends than girls do.
[ ] The beach is an excellent place for a date.
[x] Pink is an ugly color. ----PINK IS YUCKY
[x] Needles aren’t so horrible.
[ ] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal ---never eaten before..but i'm sure it tastes nice...haha -.-'''
[x] You have plenty of secrets

HAVE YOU EVER CONFESSIONS
[x] Fallen up the stairs.
[x] Someone has tied your shoelaces together.
[x] Had a nail fall off.
[ ] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul by Ars Falcis
[ ] Had surgery
[ ] Slapped someone across the face.
[x] Killed someone. ---killed maddie and blah blah blah a lot of times le...hahaha..jkjk
[ ] Someone has called you a tease.
[ ] You have been to Europe.
[ ] You have worn something inside out for a whole day.

got this frm yanling's blog
haha

hello
i changed my URL.....
duh...tt's obvious
my tt stupid brother knows my blog
dunno how he find out 1
must have been meddling with my things
and 'horrifyingmemories' is just too old le
and though i like 'horrifyingmemories'
'chaos-and-destruction' sound nicer
i have a little quiz 4 all......
inspired by tt mad lady and freaky enci...
see if u can guess...
haha---i bet u won't be able to
there is truth in this thing
P.S there will be a prizeee if anyone guessed correctly

npp!ytovl us.
yjrtr'd mp qtoxr om hirddomh yjod
jljljljl

apa..... o'z wboa

ta-da
this is a completely normal message
give up if u can't guess....

hello ppl again
i will not be posting during early june
will be going overseas
i will post some picts when i come back
hopefully :)

currently waiting for my bio result

i think i died in chem and maths

haizzzzz

today D&T so funni

i put takashi tsukamoto's pict in tt D&T ppt

and jj was like fretting away

and kept asking me to delete

so FINE

i went to the last slide

and u noe wad?

i can't find the delete button

so the slide was shown to everyone for like 15 seconds

then there was this commotion until jj found the damned button


but it's nice to noe tt there's ppl like huimin who like him

:)

i'm so happy

hahahaha

i can post ...FINNALY
i'm so happy
i have many things to say since it is like a lot of days never post le
first, i adopted 2 pets
they are DARK.
they got their names by tt dunno wad bacteria
ECO and HIN
so u see....
they have such wonderful names
but they are like at funni places
sometimes at the bottom
sometimes at the side
haizzzzz
but i'm used to it liao
and they dun want to ban jia

o ya!!!!
i suddenly remember
today during assembly
there is this some sort of ...urm......i also dunno how to say la
just tt this guy asked us to like write something on a piece of paper
like some messages to teachers then he will say it
it's lame, i noe
but anyway,
i wrote something .
as i was doing duty at backstage,
my friend was like pestering me to write
so, i wrote
this is wad it says

To Ms Yeo

you are humongous and cuddly
u have such a wonderful voice
and a sexy figure
u have a pair of gorgeous thighs
and succulent lips
you insulate us against heat loss in the freezing music room
and we really appreciate your warmth

inforcomm club

there!
but to be nice
my friend made changes
so it would look better
but luckily,
tt guy never say it out due to time constraint

today after cca,
someone told me something funny
'berlinda is a bimbotic name'
then we were like laughing in the bus like mad
hope tt nobody in the bus is called berlinda :)
P.S kaiying is hideous

during bio lesson on wed
enci is like acting dumb
she kept shrieking at the ppt slides
and she ...........
i shan't say it
later she cry
haha...

i realised that people seems to like acting retard
they kept calling me 'nicey'
which is such a horrible name
i am not nice at all
call me a monster
tt sounds nicer

so many things on my mind tt i forgot wad to write
i shall post more when my memory comes back
ta-ta

hello
i decided to use this post as i can't make a new post
blogger's crazy
some stupid error....-.-'''
btw
something happened in the comp lab during video journalism
let me tell you the whole story...
here goes....(i hope maddie won't kill me)
one fine day,
well....at least everything is fine until maddie tripped
i was sitting on the 'spinny' chair spinning about
maddie is trying to do something bad to me
i dunno wad though...cos' she never had a chance to do tt to me...
wadever it is,
when tt mad lady tried to grab me,
she 'accidentally' tripped on my leg
and ended up grabbing KOK WEE
the scene is sooo sooo sooo funny.
she spin a few times then
while trying to balance herself
she tried to grab someone
THAT SOMEONE WAS KOK WEE
she is practically clinging on to kok wee for dear life
and tt kok wee was like
"hey. what's going on?"
he must really be shocked
seeing maddie holding on to him
and she laughing away like mad
i think maddie drooled while laughing
well.....she drool all the time
tt's a fact
then she kept laughing and laughing and laughing (even madder than before)
tt freaky junjie laughed till her face went red
see, who's the apple now....
ppl must think we are nuts
laughing like that
hahaha
maddie HUGGED kokwee
how sweet
lucky manka never see
or he will be jealous
~the end~
isn't this story nice??
hahahaha
i think maddie will try to kill me in sch on monday
so ta-ta

YES!!!!!
I CAN FINALLY POST
finally......haizzz
this is the dumbest thing ever
u noe......
on the bus,
the bus keep making some funny creaking noises
then i wonder what was the hell problem with the bus
is there a problem with the engines?
brakes?
tyres?
or simply just the whole entire bus?
i suddenly doubt that the bus is in a suitable condition for driving ppl around
and i should get off at clementi central and take mrt instead
BUT I DIDN'T
then i sooooo sooooo regret
what if the bus crash?
explode?
burst into flames?
i'm so paranoid-yes i noe
the creaking sound persist through the whole ride home
and i began wondering
what if it really crashes?
i will die of course
then will i be a ghost?
i suddenly remember last year when tt sec 3 or 4 guy died
and the B lim announce it to the whole sch in the hall
with tt melancholic music
then everybody like very sad, then cry cry cry, sobbing away
u noe.....those kind of things
ok.....back to the what if i die thing
will i come back as a ghost?
do ghosts really exists?
will ppl be able to see me?
will ghosts have special powers?
or will there be nothing at all--just the body lying in the coffin?
...................
blah.blah blah.....
i think i am really talking crap
i must be losing my mind
sometimes i just wonder too much
like
do u actually realise tt we are looking up into space?---isn't tt amazing
or things like
our tongue is a muscle. we ARE actually seeing our muscle without tt layer of skin and we can even control it like moving it up and down etc.
or something like
why don't we bite our tongues while eating?--where do our tongues go???
do we really 'roll' our food into a 'ball' before swallowing?--why can't i feel it??
or
how do singapore reclaim land???
they throw sand or the wadever stuff into the sea.
do these stuff actually reach the seabed?
how is singapore(this island) connected to the earth???
i mean like , u see, when u reclaim land, the soil reaches the seabed(or so i assume)
are there really so much sand or the dunno wad stuff which supports singapore??
how are islands formed??? do they really drift???
or stupid things like
how do fishes live deep in the sea/ocean??--i mean those really deep down till they have no use of their eyes and lost their sight.u noe.....those kind of fishes. are they born like tt???or do they gradually lose their sight?
how do their eyes DISAPPEAR just like that???
like what tt mdm yong says....if we never use our little finger, it will disappear eventually
i uses my little finger often but what about the toe????
will it shrink and then disappear???
like the eyes of those fishes???
or sometimes i just put myself in some teacher's shoes
like
teachers are all humans...wad exactly are they thinking?
homework....tests....
esp tt yong ar!!!
dunno how she think one
do she even have a brain????
haizzzz.....
i shall stop talking about my thinkings
mother's day is coming
i shall give her the greatest present ever
the fact tt i am even alive is the best present.
so
ta-ta
i'm tired after typing all this stuff

i'm going to dieeeeee
h
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p
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there are so many things to do!!!!!
i simply have no time to do other things~~~
my comp siao siao liao
keep popping tt error sign
then the whole internet like close down
then tt msn always got problems......
wad troubleshoot
hell la
then must run tt dunno wad thing then must restart again
haizzzz
then i thurs got cca
must do the stupid flash thing
thinking skills also do flash
die ar
bored to death

and to ppl around me,
u noe hu u r,
i noe i look old
but tt gives me a look of maturity
i am mature
hahaha
no la
i nuts liao
then tt stupid certain someone says tt i am PLAYFUL
yay!
i'm young at heart
at least i still noe how to have fun
better than that other someone who read textbooks
TO THAT CERTAIN FREAK:
YOU LOOK SOOO CUTE TODAY!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
i think i'm going mad
well.....
i'm mad

hello ppl
i have to do this fast
cos' i have to study for tt stupid hist
damn tt hist
so many pages
i wanna die!!!!

and ppl,
ignore this post
this is only a list of things to remind myself of
u noe my memory......
very forgetful de

1:maths-graphs
2:return books-sch library de
3:borrow more books
4:stock up books for june hol
4.5:ignore library uncle's protests
5:english SRP
6:acc-cut tt stupid panda
7:add thai frens to msn contacts
8:get sueng's blog de url-use force
9:stay back on tues to do lit proj
10:pester huiming
11:take a pict of shiujiun-my llama!
12:find tt 'things to do' list which i lost

okay.....i have 12 things to do
now i will remember
there will be no use for tt 'things to do list' next time

BYE BYE--jalan asked me to start like this cos' she say " WHY U ALWAYS START WITH HELLO AR???"
TT IS A STUPID QNS

so now, i will post something special about jalan
the ghost.
she must feel so honourable upon seeing her name on my blog
hahaha
anw...
she is the oldest plus most sian person i have ever seen
NO.....
SHE IS A GHOST.....
LET ME RE-PHRASE MY SENTENCE
she is the oldest plus most sian ghost i have ever seen
THERE....THAT'S BETTER
i dunno how jalan live 1 lor
so clever de
---well, she's a ghost
and her life is so sian
being ghost for so long tt she dunno how to enjoy life
whiling her time away reading textbooks
tt must be so fun--there's sarcasm in this particular sentence
let me summarise
jalan is
-a ghost
-an old ghost
-an old, mad ghost
-an old, mad, but clever ghost
i think tt should be it
anw, summary must not be so long de

HI--since i start with 'BYEBYE', i should end with hi ...TA-TA

I SHALL EDIT AND ADD ON TO THIS POST NEXT TIME

hihihi
i posted on the class blog
YAY!
actually, wad i write are utter rubbish
i think it's a futile attempt to revive tt blog
so i won't try it again
unless i am very very very very bored
which is not impossible

there are so many tests!!!!
arghhhhhh
kill me
i think ms chian will kill me
can't wait for tuesday
she will be so disappointed
i shan't say why

so sian.....
nothing interesting to talk about
only tt shiujiun-MY LLAMA! look so funny without tying her hair
hahaha
i will try to take a pict of her one day
i will TRY
she look llamaish
u will see
i'm trying to find tt cable which connects my phone to the comp
hopefully then, i will be able to let everyone see her llamaish look

hello again.

so ta-ta

hello ppl
this is the dunno how many days since i last blog
arghhhhhhhh
so many tests!!!!!!!
i die liao la
HELP ME!!!!!!! <>
i just finished memorising the stupid chemical formulae
now my brain is malfunctioning
there is nothing much to do nowadays,
life is so boring

AND the greatest news:
i am right about nanhua being a 'place for mad people'
maddie now wants to marry gilbert
-a chracter from a book-
she siao 1 ar
and johnny is soooooooo old!!!!!!!!!
don't know y so many ppl like him
my ryan is only 24
so young!!!!!
unlike that 40+ old guy
that bloomy is also 30+ liao lor
maddie no taste 1
i didn't know she likes oldies
hahahahaha
and i got a prize from maddie from answering her stupid riddle
YAY!
i'm laughing like mad upon receiving her present

i will show u some photos on my dear ryan
here's one

look

isn't he nice???

i will put more photos of him in my next post (hopefully)

♥YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS

hihi! I'm SAMANTHA the Magnificent.
I have 2 sisters in Hollywood. lols. i'm going there one day too, though for a different purpose =D
I
♥INFOCOMM~!! HEARTS HEARTS!!!
♥ALL FIVERS!!
♥nakamas!!!
♥everybody!!
=D=D=D

I've been posted as the head of MOV. no one's ever going to replace me. muahahaha *evil laughter*
AND i don't die in UV =D

♥WISHLIST

good good grades (:
BE GREAT. MUAHAHAHA
GHOST WHISPERER!!! ♥♥♥
I WANNA FEEL THE RAIN IN MY HAIR~~
direct my own film and bring it to HOLLYWOOD!! wheee!!
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adopt your own virtual pet!

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