Sunday, 23 March 2008 7:50 pm
ok.. more quotes.
cos i dun know wad else to blog about
remember bewitched??
[Samantha is trying to convince a cow (who she believes to be Aunt Clara) to go to the kitchen. It won't budge.]
Samantha: Just because you chose to be a cow doesn't mean you have to be a stupid one.
HAHA
oliver twist (omg)
hahahas
'Fair, or not fair,' retorted Sikes, 'hand over, I tell you! Do you think Nancy and me has got nothing else to do with our precious time but to spend it in scouting arter, and kidnapping, every young boy as gets grabbed through you? Give it here,
you avaricious old skeleton, give it here!'
OMG!! I FOUND ANOTHER FUNNY ONE
i think only maddie would know though...
Andie: It's beautiful.
Ben: Thanks.
Andie: Youre beautiful. The game, the whole thing... I wish I ate meat.
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. You have to take this away before I gag.
(wth.. i laughed like crap when i saw this)
ok..another qoute..
Jeannie: You cried?
Michelle: Yeah.
Andie: You mean
one glistening tear on your cheek, right?
Michelle: No, I was really emotional. I even told him that I loved him.
Andie: After how many days?
Michelle: Five... two.
hahahahahahaha!!!!
watched charmed??
Phoebe: No. According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.
Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible.
Phoebe: I am so busted, aren’t I?
Piper: Are you out of your mind again?
Phoebe: No. I’m the Amazing Phoebe.
Piper: This is not funny. Our powers are supposed to be a secret, not a marketable job skill.
Phoebe (talking on the phone with Piper): Okay, you put the jack under the jeep and then put the handle in the base and ratchet it up and down, okay? It's very easy.
Piper: Handle. Handle. I don't think I got a handle. Wait, there's a long wooden spoon in the back.
Phoebe (talking to Prue): That's not gonna work. She's looking for a long wooden spoon.
Phoebe (talking on the phone with Piper): Piper, you're stranded and you're all alone, and the only thing you have to protect yourself with is a wooden spoon that's broken.
ok..something all of u like..
Elizabeth: You're despicable.
Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love. I save your life, you save mine. We're square. [spins her back around] Gentlemen, milady... you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain... Jack... Sparrow! [releases Elizabeth and flees]
(hahaha!! omgomg. so funny!!!)
Will: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.
Mr and Mrs Smith!!!
Jane Smith: [referring to the pursuing cars] They're bulletproof!
John Smith: [having not heard and shot at the cars] They're bulletproof!
[Jane rolls her eyes]
John Smith: [during a car chase] I never told you, but I was married once before.
(Jane slams on the brakes)
John Smith: Ow! Are you insane? What's wrong with you!?
Jane Smith: [hitting John] You're what's wrong with me!
John Smith: It was a drunken Vegas thing.
Jane Smith: Oh, that's better! That's *much* better!
(pause)
Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number?
John Smith: No, you're not gonna kill her.
HAHAS
lalala... dun wan to find liao...
ciao!
