Friday, 19 September 2008 6:36 pm
the last post was crappy -.-
look!
''Microsoft paid the funnyman $10 million to make Bill Gates look cool, but their ads went over about as well as the puffy shirt - and were pulled after just two weeks. ''
the funnyman is jerry seinfield btw..
OMG. the 2 commercials are crappier than my post!
''In the first ad about nothing, Seinfeld spots Gates shopping for shoes in a discount store. The dialogue begins with the two men endlessly repeating each other's names and leads to a dramatic high point - when Seinfeld talks Gates into moving up one size.
The surprise ending: Seinfeld tells Gates he's longing for "moist and chewy" computers and asks Gates to adjust his shorts if he'd build one.
Gates, unfortunately, obliges, and the last shot shows him wiggling his hips. ''
''The second commercial features the two men moving in with a suburban family, presumably to get in touch with Gates' middle-class customers.
In one riveting scene, a whining Seinfeld demands more ketchup at dinner and Gates complains they had scalloped potatoes the night before.
That ad ends with Gates dancing the robot. ''
WTH!!
and he got 10 million.
MILLION. for doing stupid things.
A BULL!!
''A bull that led Queens cops on a 14-hour chase during a mad dash for freedom died less than an hour ''
WOW. imagine the bull running around for 14 hours!!
''The bull run started at 8:30 a.m. as it galloped down Atlantic Avenue in Woodhaven with an unidentified man chasing it. The bull vanished till just before 10 p.m''
morning to night!!
i wan run liddat too!!
''A woman pushing her 18-month-old grandson through Manhattan's Kips Bay was struck in the head yesterday when bricks and debris fell 14 stories from the facade of a building under repair. ''
oh mans! so kelian!
she suffered concussion!
''The canopy of the stroller protected the little boy from being hit, witnesses said. ''
heng the poor kid wasn't hit. =((
argh
nothing interesting today -.-
i shall list out all homework =p
-EOY paper for chem
- '' '' '' bio
- '' '' '' Amaths
- '' '' '' Emaths paper2
ok. dun wan list liao.
i'm depressed alr
ciao!
